The not so pithy update

I apologize for dreadfully neglecting this blog.

So darlings, here's what's new in my life.........

I got accepted into Local Uni and rejected from bum**** uni. I'm going to be a history major!

Princess wants to climb on everything in sight but if it doesn't have steps, she doesn't quite get that she won't get up there. She uses the ASL sign "more" when she wants more food and laughs hysterically when she decides to start a game of peek-a-boo. Sooo cute!

What I should be doing now: online classwork- mythology discussion responses and writing a short fiction story

What I am doing now: reading fashion blogs, browsing ebay, gloating over winning a vintage gold beaded purse on ebay for $13, cleaned my room, made my give away and alteration piles for tomorrow, and dreaming about spending my paycheck on fabulous accessories I probably don't need :)

I feel a wee bit guilty; I just bought a shit ton of Mary Kay makeup on ebay just now. I also paid 75% less buying everything on ebay then if I had gone through one consultant! Hoorray for the broke-@$$ fulltime student and working single moms trying to look good!

I'm sorry, consultants, for taking away business from you, especially if you're a single mom :(

I really need to do my homework now. But I'm not. Womp womp.

Ok, back. I did my homework. Now all I have to do is write a four (?) page short fiction story by 10am Monday. Grrrreeeeaaattttt. I'm looking forward to it.......being done.

So, one last train of thought. plentyoffish.com; not bad at all.

Damn, I need to get out more. Other than school or work, that is.

However, the DMV FINALLY stopped being assholes and gave me back my license. I've gained a wee bit o' freedom now. Yay.

I need to get laid. Again.

What's worse? Going 13 months without sex, or knowing that you got some exactly a month ago and there's no hope of repeating that anytime soon? Talk amongst yourselves........

I am now going to give myself 17 min to surf ebay and then I'm going to bed.

"Good morning.....and in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening, and good night." The Truman Show