The Beer Prayer

Our Lager

which art in barrels

hallowed be thy drink.

Thy will be drunk

I will be drunk

at home as in the tavern

Give us this day our foamy head

and forgive us our spillages

as we forgive those who spill against us

And lead us not into incarceration

but deliver us from hangovers.

For thine is the Beer,

the Barrel and the Lager,

Forever and Ever,

Barmen.

I'm biding my time..........

Should be doing homework.........

or some girlie grooming/TLC.......

maybe even doing something, anything productive.......

I'm not. I'm lost in la-la land yet again.

Shout-out to T&L- Tootie!

Shattered Teenage Illusions

So, when I was in high school, I had a massive crush on this guy in youth group with me. I never pursued the said young man because he was three years younger. There was a spark of a connection between us and I always wondered (read: fantasized) if things could have worked out. I thought he was quite good looking and looked forward to seeing what he would look like once he reached manhood.

My curiosity got the best of me tonight, so I googled him and the school he was studying at. On a whim, I clicked on the "images" option; lo and behold, there he was.......

And what the HELL was I thinking??? He has the most oddly shaped head I've ever seen, not to mention I can't get over the full mustache and beard. He did not at all look like I expected him to. However, I did forget that he had beautiful eyes and I'm sure he's still the sweet guy I remember. Still.......our paths are so different from each other's know that I highly doubt he would find me attractive in a social-intellectual sort of way. I think that's what saddens me the most.

The not so pithy update

I apologize for dreadfully neglecting this blog.

So darlings, here's what's new in my life.........

I got accepted into Local Uni and rejected from bum**** uni. I'm going to be a history major!

Princess wants to climb on everything in sight but if it doesn't have steps, she doesn't quite get that she won't get up there. She uses the ASL sign "more" when she wants more food and laughs hysterically when she decides to start a game of peek-a-boo. Sooo cute!

What I should be doing now: online classwork- mythology discussion responses and writing a short fiction story

What I am doing now: reading fashion blogs, browsing ebay, gloating over winning a vintage gold beaded purse on ebay for $13, cleaned my room, made my give away and alteration piles for tomorrow, and dreaming about spending my paycheck on fabulous accessories I probably don't need :)

I feel a wee bit guilty; I just bought a shit ton of Mary Kay makeup on ebay just now. I also paid 75% less buying everything on ebay then if I had gone through one consultant! Hoorray for the broke-@$$ fulltime student and working single moms trying to look good!

I'm sorry, consultants, for taking away business from you, especially if you're a single mom :(

I really need to do my homework now. But I'm not. Womp womp.

Ok, back. I did my homework. Now all I have to do is write a four (?) page short fiction story by 10am Monday. Grrrreeeeaaattttt. I'm looking forward to it.......being done.

So, one last train of thought. plentyoffish.com; not bad at all.

Damn, I need to get out more. Other than school or work, that is.

However, the DMV FINALLY stopped being assholes and gave me back my license. I've gained a wee bit o' freedom now. Yay.

I need to get laid. Again.

What's worse? Going 13 months without sex, or knowing that you got some exactly a month ago and there's no hope of repeating that anytime soon? Talk amongst yourselves........

I am now going to give myself 17 min to surf ebay and then I'm going to bed.

"Good morning.....and in case I don't see you again, good afternoon, good evening, and good night." The Truman Show